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Appearance
| Ethnicity | Other |
|---|---|
| Build | Voluptuous |
| Height | 150 cm or shorter |
| Eye Color | Depends on my mood |
| Hair Color | Other |
| Hair Length | Waist length |
| Facial Hair | Full beard |
| Best feature | Feet |
| Body Art | Branded |
| Health Condition | No special Health Conditions |
| My Attractiveness | Very attractive |
Situation
| Relationship Status | Divorced |
|---|---|
| Housing Situation | There is always a party going on |
| Living Arrangements | With parent(s) |
| Wants to Relocate | Maybe |
| Have Pets | Cat, Dog, Exotic animal, Fish, Gerbil or guinea pig, Horse, Rodent, I own a farm |
| Has a car | No |
Education & Employment
| Education | University Doctorate |
|---|---|
| Specialty | Municipal / Law Enforcement |
| Employment Status | Work At Home |
| Annual income | $1,000,000 - $2,500,000 |
| Job Title | Monkey Man |
Leisure & Fun
| TV preferences | Cartoons |
|---|---|
| Favorite TV shows | Hunger Team Aquaforce, Bridzilla |
| Favorite movies types | Animation, I'm a movie actor |
| Favorite movies | Little Mermaid, Little Mermaid, and Little Mermaid. Anyone that doesn't like Mermaids is a.. ummm, loser |
| Music types | Industrial, Latin |
| Favorite artists | The Wiggles and Madonna |
| Reading selection | Reference |
| Favorite books | The Dictionary, Comic Books |
| Idea of fun | Fun stuff |
| Hobbies | Clubbing, bar Hopping |
Personality
| My great time | Extreme sports, Playing dress-up |
|---|---|
| Always wanted to try | Wrestling beavers on their turf |
Views
| Political views | Socialist |
|---|---|
| Religion | Quaker |
| Attend religious services | Every day |
| Goal in life | To memorize pi to the 3,037th place, to wrestle a beaver, and to be able to breath under water. |
Looking For
| Must have | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Oddities, Money, Power, Passiveness |
|---|---|
| Look for in a partner | Someone who smells like cabbage and will be a good mom to my 12 kids and my critters |
| On the first date | a romantic evening at the wharf. The smell of the fish and the sea water would make me feel so sexy. |