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Appearance
Ethnicity | Other |
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Build | Voluptuous |
Height | 150 cm or shorter |
Eye Color | Depends on my mood |
Hair Color | Other |
Hair Length | Waist length |
Facial Hair | Full beard |
Best feature | Feet |
Body Art | Branded |
Health Condition | No special Health Conditions |
My Attractiveness | Very attractive |
Situation
Relationship Status | Divorced |
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Housing Situation | There is always a party going on |
Living Arrangements | With parent(s) |
Wants to Relocate | Maybe |
Have Pets | Cat, Dog, Exotic animal, Fish, Gerbil or guinea pig, Horse, Rodent, I own a farm |
Has a car | No |
Education & Employment
Education | University Doctorate |
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Specialty | Municipal / Law Enforcement |
Employment Status | Work At Home |
Annual income | $1,000,000 - $2,500,000 |
Job Title | Monkey Man |
Leisure & Fun
TV preferences | Cartoons |
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Favorite TV shows | Hunger Team Aquaforce, Bridzilla |
Favorite movies types | Animation, I'm a movie actor |
Favorite movies | Little Mermaid, Little Mermaid, and Little Mermaid. Anyone that doesn't like Mermaids is a.. ummm, loser |
Music types | Industrial, Latin |
Favorite artists | The Wiggles and Madonna |
Reading selection | Reference |
Favorite books | The Dictionary, Comic Books |
Idea of fun | Fun stuff |
Hobbies | Clubbing, bar Hopping |
Personality
My great time | Extreme sports, Playing dress-up |
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Always wanted to try | Wrestling beavers on their turf |
Views
Political views | Socialist |
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Religion | Quaker |
Attend religious services | Every day |
Goal in life | To memorize pi to the 3,037th place, to wrestle a beaver, and to be able to breath under water. |
Looking For
Must have | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Oddities, Money, Power, Passiveness |
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Look for in a partner | Someone who smells like cabbage and will be a good mom to my 12 kids and my critters |
On the first date | a romantic evening at the wharf. The smell of the fish and the sea water would make me feel so sexy. |